Fagballs
There are 2 things that are annoying me at the moment.
Number 1:
People that think that if you buy something that is useful to you, while at the same time that thing being a popular item to have, they think you are a corporate whore who buys anything that is put in front of your nose. Get what I am saying? I can name for example the iPod. I have seen all kinds of disses on the Internet from people that want you to think you are a loser for owning an iPod. Why? An iPod for me has been nothing but handy. I don't care if someone sees my iPod or not. It's not the reason why I bought it. With the iPod can listen to my music anywhere I go, without listening to the stuff that most radio stations play (and is in 95% of cases simply not for me). And that without commercials!
This doesn't only go for that item, I have seen this numerous times over the years. If something is handy or cool then it gets popular. Then it gets too popular and just because it is popular it is suddenly uncool. That shit's just illogical.
Number 2:
Fergie.
I almost want to leave it at that. Just saying that name. But I guess I have to elaborate...
You might not know who Fergie is, but if you ever go out of your house or listen to the radio, then there are about 98.65% chances you have been tortured by her.
Fergie is the woman in the group Black Eyed Peas. That kinda makes number 2 about BEP and Fergie, but I single her out because she pisses me off. Once, I thought of Black Eyed Peas as a pretty damn good hip hop group. That was probably like 10 years ago... Fuck, that's a long time ago. I'm old. Anyway, then Fergie joined the group and it seems that as soon as she joined, Mr. Reputation decided to leave. OK OK, I digress... sorry. It's just that the history of this group is kinda sad.
BEP came out with an album a few years back and one song on the album is titled 'My Humps'. It is like the music / music video industry reached a culmination point with this song. A lot of seriously retarded shit had been produced before, but I am afraid that this is the single worst song in the whole world. Everything about it is bad.
Here is 1 verse as an example of how bad it is:
"What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)"
What the fuck is this crap-out-of-satan's-ass about? If you watch the video, you might get an idea...
How can you seriously make something this bad? That not just someone, but loads of people, wasted their time on producing this turd is un-fucking-believable.
What is even more un-fucking-believable is the amount of money they made from wasting their time on it, since this song became a hit, believe it or not.
Well, I'm done with being annoyed for now. Hope you enjoyed my annoyance.
L stands for later
Number 1:
People that think that if you buy something that is useful to you, while at the same time that thing being a popular item to have, they think you are a corporate whore who buys anything that is put in front of your nose. Get what I am saying? I can name for example the iPod. I have seen all kinds of disses on the Internet from people that want you to think you are a loser for owning an iPod. Why? An iPod for me has been nothing but handy. I don't care if someone sees my iPod or not. It's not the reason why I bought it. With the iPod can listen to my music anywhere I go, without listening to the stuff that most radio stations play (and is in 95% of cases simply not for me). And that without commercials!
This doesn't only go for that item, I have seen this numerous times over the years. If something is handy or cool then it gets popular. Then it gets too popular and just because it is popular it is suddenly uncool. That shit's just illogical.
Number 2:
Fergie.
I almost want to leave it at that. Just saying that name. But I guess I have to elaborate...
You might not know who Fergie is, but if you ever go out of your house or listen to the radio, then there are about 98.65% chances you have been tortured by her.
Fergie is the woman in the group Black Eyed Peas. That kinda makes number 2 about BEP and Fergie, but I single her out because she pisses me off. Once, I thought of Black Eyed Peas as a pretty damn good hip hop group. That was probably like 10 years ago... Fuck, that's a long time ago. I'm old. Anyway, then Fergie joined the group and it seems that as soon as she joined, Mr. Reputation decided to leave. OK OK, I digress... sorry. It's just that the history of this group is kinda sad.
BEP came out with an album a few years back and one song on the album is titled 'My Humps'. It is like the music / music video industry reached a culmination point with this song. A lot of seriously retarded shit had been produced before, but I am afraid that this is the single worst song in the whole world. Everything about it is bad.
Here is 1 verse as an example of how bad it is:
"What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)"
What the fuck is this crap-out-of-satan's-ass about? If you watch the video, you might get an idea...
How can you seriously make something this bad? That not just someone, but loads of people, wasted their time on producing this turd is un-fucking-believable.
What is even more un-fucking-believable is the amount of money they made from wasting their time on it, since this song became a hit, believe it or not.
Well, I'm done with being annoyed for now. Hope you enjoyed my annoyance.
L stands for later

9 Ummæli:
drengur!! já,...þetta er versta lag i gervöllum alheimi,.. ég var að láta þetta pirra mig bara síðast i gær hehehe vont vont vont.
B.
ps. rændi lone-wolf safninu þínu.
Eins og talað út úr mínu hjarta!
"I see you try to diss our function by stating that we can't rap,
Is it cause we don't wear tommy hilfiger or baseball caps,
We don't use dollars to represent,
We just use our inner sense and talent,
...
"
Vó... ég þekki þennan texta.
Úr einu af betri lögum af "Behind the Front" plötunni þeirra, sem var fyrsta platan þeirra.
Þekktirðu líka BEP áður en þeir urðu úrgangur?
Eða notaðirðu google? ;-)
Ég vissi ekki hvað hip-hop var í menntaskóla ;) En ég mundi eftir þér tala um það hvernig Fergie hefði eyðilagt BEP, svo ég stal mér "Behind the Front" og "Bridging The Gap" og tékkaði á þeim.
Þær tvær plötur hafa einmitt ekki farið útaf 'shufflinum' mínum ;)
Þetta er úr fyrsta laginu, Fallin' up. Maður þarf ekkert google til að heyra hvað hann segir, en ég tvítékkaði nú áður en ég póstaði þessu...
Jú, vissi úr hvaða lagi ;-) Myndbandið við það er spes. Hægt að finna það á youtube.
Ég hlustaði mikið á Fallin'up og Joints & Jam á sínum tíma...
Gott að vita að maður hefur einhver áhrif á fólkið í kringum mann :-D
Já, maður! Lumarðu á einhverjum fleiri gullmolum?
Gústi!!!!!! Við erum skráð saman í beygingar-og orðmynduarfræði á vorönn 2009. Er þetta satt?
Djö stemning verður það:)
Sigrún:
Common er ansi góður. Hann hefur verið í bransanum lengi, kallaði sig áður Common Sense. Hefur gefið út nokkuð margar plötur, getur tjekkað á amazon. "Resurrection" platan er nokkuð góð.
Ef þú átt ekki nú þegar plötuna "Baduizm" með Erykah Badu, þá er hún möst.
Tjekkaðu líka á plötunni "The Listening" með Little Brother.
Síðast en alls ekki síst, bæði "Bizarre Ride II" og "Labcabincalifornia" með The Pharcyde.
Og þá er það upptalið í bili :-)
Heiða:
Hehe... Verð að hryggja þig með því að ég mun líklega ekki vera viðstaddur.. Ég skráði mig bara í einhver námskeið, þau námskeið sem höfðuðu til mín, ef ske kynni ég myndi halda áfram. Hinsvegar sé ég fram á vinnu næsta vetur, með kannski smá skóla með. Og eftir að ég skráði mig í þessi námskeið, þá fékk ég póst frá japönskukennaranum sem sagði að það væru einhverjir japönskukúrsar sem ég gæti enn tekið...
Ætli þú verðir ekki líka með fullt fangið þegar vorönnin rennur upp :-D
Takk!
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